"Two And A Half Men"?...Denise Says Charlie's The Half

So Charlie Sheen tried to strike back at Denise Richards' allegations last night on Access Hollywood. He basically said:

“It’s about victimization, it’s about dramatization, to control, to psychologically terrorize, to punish…it’s horribly unnecessary.”

He said more but it all had the same ring to it. Denise is embarking on a smear campaign, he's disgusted by it all, blah, blah, blah. Now, I can't necessarily take sides here. True, Denise's allegations (which were published this past weekend) were brutal. But there are rumors that all of this only started when Charlie began to request overnight visits with their girls and Denise panicked and didn't want him to be able to do so. Could she have panicked because she knew what a maniac he was? Sure. But she also could have panicked because she wants full custody and didn't want him to get to the kids to tell them things about her? Who knows. Divorce is a very ugly thing. Either way, the fact that Charlie Sheen could possibly be a sleazeball is no surprise to anyone (except perhaps Denise). Hello!?!?! The guy openly dated porn stars and had Heidi Fleiss on speed dial before marrying Denise. What makes her think he was going to change fully and completely? Not that she deserves this but you know...you go into it with open eyes. The one interesting fact that goes in Denise's favor though is that Charlie never really denied anything in last night's interview. He said that Denise was stooping real low and that the courts would decide what kind of father he was when they went to trial, etc., but he never actually said "NO WAY WOULD I VIEW GAY CHILD PORN!!!" Interesting...

One other interesting tidbit is that answering machine messages, that Charlie left for Denise a year ago while she was pregnant with their second child, have been transcribed and submitted as evidence as well. Here's an interesting one:

Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 4:08 p.m.
Hey, I am going to go home early, so if you wanted to come back early, go ahead. I just hate to leave early and then you come home and then I hear from Laura in a letter that costs me, you know, five grand, that you know I didn’t let you know I was leaving early. So I’m gonna leave early. OK? D–k face. That’s what I’m gonna do. Goodbye.

LMAO!!! Dickface??? He called his wife (or even ex-wife) dickface?!?!?! Ok, Charlie. You lost me there. You can hate someone while you are divorcing them but you still married them, meaning you did love them at some point. More importantly, she is the mother of your children. And she is a dickface??? Ridiculous.

You can read the rest of the answering machine messages here.

And for an extra dose of TWWOMT, you can read Denise's whole 17-page petition against Charlie, here.