From Radar Online...
Depp, Bloom, Knightley Get Naughty in Pirates Porn
Disney is reportedly livid about a pornographic comic that depicts the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean shivering one another's timbers. It's a scene you won't see in this summer's Pirates Of The Caribbean: At The World's End.
Put out by the extremely NSFW cartoon celebrity-porn outfit Sinful Comics (which also features Christina Aguilera, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, and others participating in animated animalistic acts), the Pirates spoof graphically depicts a three-way scenario with Keira Knightley, as pirate wench Elizabeth Swann, and characters played by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Suffice it to say, you don't need a map to see where the treasures are buried.
The pics (even as a cartoon and with private parts covered) are very NSFW so I am only to post the "cleanest" one. You can click here to view the rest.
MISS TLC SAYS: OF COURSE Disney is furious. That is CRAZY that their squeaky clean characters are having orgies out in broad daylight! LOL. The funniest part of all to me though is that they gave Keira such a huge chest. I know bigger breasts generally = a sexier vibe (sorry to the flat chested chicks out there) but c'mon now, Keira's got nothing so it's a BIIIIIG stretch.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Pirate Porn
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3 comments:
The comment about making Kiera w. tits...f-ing hysterical. That girl is ALL bones.
Haha, yeah the real Keira has negative boobage.
wtf to the above comments (& also to the comment about keira being flat)- gee dont mess with hollywood XD. I mean, Keira is actually really hot despise her chest, didnt you saw the movie? loll
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