The Fight Everyone's Talking About

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What Is This World Coming To?

No seriously... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

Girls are fighting over who gets to spray Britney Spears?!!?!?!? And that little girl and her mother!!!!!!!!! Are you serious?!?!?!?! That woman should have her child taken away from her immediately because of that ish. Tanning beds cause cancer and the spray is chemicals. I'm SURE it's not healthy for a 10 year old or however old that chick is. Sheesh.

SO Funny

Hot Shoes

These are some cute, shiny, sexy Richard Tylers I bought at The Borgata in Atlantic City last year (their store Carina in there has GREAT designer stuff).



The front part of the shoe is so nice and different with all the fraying and the satin folds.




(Feel free to search for "Hot Shoes" in the search bar at the very top to browse through other past posted shoes.)

Rapid Fire

This ain't cool. MySpace should give up the goods. I'm sorry but if you are a registered sex offender, you shouldn't have the same privacy rights as the rest of us. You can read all about it here.

Ian Ziering has been sent home from "Dancing With The Stars". Now he can go back to......wait, what was he doing before "Dancing With The Stars"??? You can read all about it here.

The NBA could use a little common sense. You can read all about it here.

Weirdos

Chart Chat

The Top 10 albums this week...

1. MICHAEL BUBLE "CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE" (144,950 units sold)

2. BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY "STRENGTH & LOYALTY" (119,283 units sold)

3. BOBBY VALENTINO "SPECIAL OCCASION" (91,683 units sold)

4. NE-YO "BECAUSE OF YOU" (88,985 units sold)

5. AVRIL LAVIGNE "BEST DAMN THING" (70,768 units sold)

6. DAUGHTRY "DAUGHTRY" (66,782 units sold)

7. BARBRA STREISAND "LIVE CONCERT 2006" (59,883 units sold)

8. CARRIE UNDERWOOD "SOME HEARTS" (56,723 units sold)

9. BJORK "VOLTA" (42,943 units sold)

10. VARIOUS "NOW 24" (40,714 units sold)


This was a pretty diverse chart this week. Michael Buble and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony have never been as close as they are today. :) It's nice to see Bone Thugs still coming in big though. They have been MIA for a while but now that they are back in fighting form, they are all over.

I'm quite surprised at Bobby Valentino's big debut. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the first single "Anonymous" but I think more of that is attributed to Timbo than it is to Bobby. He definitely had some big hits on his first effort ("Slow Down" and "Tell Me") but I wasn't sure he had it in him to come back out strong...ya know...cuz he's not exactly...what would you call it...a looker.

Then again, neither is Ne-Yo and he's right behind Bobby (no, not that way!) on the charts at #4 on his 2nd week out. His album's really nice so I would definitely recommend picking it up.

Carrie Underwood, Daughtry, and the NOW compilation have been on the charts forever so I am so not interested anymore. It's definitely nice to see Bjork and Barbra spicing it up a bit in the Top 10 with some variety.

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I'm Back Bitches

Sorry I wasn't around to post for a couple weeks. I was dealing with a lot of different drama (including, but not limited to, having to put my family dog of 14 years to sleep...sadness). Anyhoo, I'm back and better than ever.

Loving you forever,

~ Miss TLC

Jay-Z Was NOT In A Plane Crash

Calm down J-Hova Witnesses...he WAS NOT in the plane crash as reported in the rumors this morning...



You can read all about it here.

Happy Quatro de Mayo!!!

I know the holiday is actually "Cinco de Mayo" but because I will probably be drunk off Patron all day tomorrow, I am sending my best wishes to my readers now. I love you all, thanks for the support, enjoy tomorrow but DRINK SENSIBLY, place your bets on the De La Hoya/Merriweather fight but BET REPONSIBLY, and I'll see you when the margaritas are done.

I leave you with "My Favorite Mexican Things". Adios amigos!

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Go Get Your Posters!!!

"Spider Man 3" is officially out. I'm sure it will make 200 million dollars this weekend alone. LOL.

Either way, Kmart is running an in-store promotion for the movie's release. You can actually buy exclusive posters there AND even meet Spider Man there tomorrow, May 5th!

What's really great for the kiddies is that you can bring your camera to get a photo taken with the web-slinging hero and also get your exclusive Spider-Man 3 poster autographed.

Time: 10am - Noon and 2 - 4pm
Place: Select Kmart Stores
For more details please visit

*** A Spider-Man Trivia contest will also take place at Kmart on May 4th from 5pm - 10pm. The winner will receive a $10 gift card. Free Spider-Man stickers for all who enter the contest. ***

You can check out ALL the info here.


(A big thanks for Mel for this info!!!)

What I Heard On The Train Today...

This is a new feature I'm going to periodically post because I hear some crazy and/or funny ass things on the train during my commute.

Scene...

3 people together. One girl and two guys. Probably all in their late 20s/early 30s. It seems like one of the guys and the girl are a couple and the other guy is the first guy's best friend. The girl does not seem to know much about the second guy so they are filling her in on past "funny" relationship stories.

Conversation...

FIRST GUY: Seriously, the girl was nuts. Put it this way, after they broke up, she texted him "666". That was it...just "666". That's SO scary.

GIRL: It is...but it's also kind of funny too.

SECOND GUY: But imagine that...my phone beeps, I see it's a message from her, and it's right after we broke up and it just says "666". We only dated 9 months, but seriously it felt like 10 years...I must have aged an extra 2 years just from that relationship alone.


MISS TLC SAYS: If someone texted me just a "666", I would write back "911...that's what I'm calling on you...freak."

Welcome Back Brit!

Obviously you've all heard by now about Britney's "comeback" performances at the California House of Blueses this week. I say, good for her. It's nice to see her hit the stage again for any reason (regardless of the lip-synching and suspicians of liposuction). She's way to young to disappear already and I'm sure she's only getting warmed up for what's to come (a possible reunion with Justin? lol).












In order to commemorate her return, I wanted to post one her best, sexiest video ever. This was clearly my favorite Britney song ever in the world... (probably because it's extremely Prince-ish...oh, and also because I never listened to her first two albums...I'm just not into the bubble gum pop ish).

Chart Chat

1. AVRIL LAVIGNE "BEST DAMN THING" (121,630 units sold)

2. JOE "AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ME" (98,090 units sold)

3. NINE INCH NAILS "YEAR ZERO" (57,666 units sold)

4. VARIOUS "NOW 24" (55,167 units sold)

5. DAUGHTRY "DAUGHTRY" (48,505 units sold)

6. AKON "KONVICTED" (45,391 units sold)

7. ARCTIC MONKEYS "FAVOURITE WORST NIGHTMARE" (44,149 units sold)

8. CARRIE UNDERWOOD "SOME HEARTS" (43,993 units sold)

9. MARTINA MCBRIDE "WAKING UP LAUGHING" (37,116 units sold)

10. TIM MCGRAW "LET IT GO" (36,914 units sold)


Once again, country's got a hold on three spots on this week's chart. I can't say nothin' about that because at least SOME albums are selling. :)

The top 3 are all pretty new which is nice to see as well. Avril is experiencing her second week at #1 which is to be expected, R&B veteran Joe has a very respectable debut at #1, and Nine Inch Nails fell from #2 to #3 in their second week out (which isn't bad at all).

Daughtry and Akon have been chillin in the top 10 for almost 6 months now. The both of them are neck and neck in sales (Daughtry's at 2.3 mil and Akon's at 2.2 mil) and their music is different (alternative rock and hip-hop) but yet the same as well (pop). Congratulations to them both!

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Celebs Do Coke...BIG Shocker

Look, in NO way am I condoning drug use (the only vices I regularly condone are drinking and gambling, you know this...lol). But the fact that celebs are CONSTANTLY photographed and plastered all over the tabloids with "shocking" stories about them getting caught in clubs, parties, and recording studios doing coke is ridiculous. Am I the only one who is like "whatever" about this? I've never not once looked at one of these stories and/or pics and said "OMIGOD! Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears/Kate Moss/Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty/Andy Dick does drugs?!?!?!?!?!?!" [DISCLAIMER: I am not saying that any of those people actually do drugs. I am just using their names as examples because they have all been the targets of said tabloid drug stories.]

Instead of photographing these fools acting up in public, call the cops if you are so concerned. But clearly you aren't. You are just looking to capitalize on your criminalistic photo and plan to sell it to the tabloids, etc. Now the only time that concern should be front and center in these cases is when children are possibly involved (i.e., the Kate Moss and/or Britney Spears scandals). You never want to see a Mom and/or Dad bent over a mirror cutting up coke at 3am while their young children are waiting patiently for them at home for their bedtime story. But again, that's child services' job to get involved. And again, we know the paparazzi are not snapping these shots to mail to ACS.

To reiterate, I am not condoning drugs. But because I am not a drug counselor, policeman, or related to these people (well most of them at least); it's really not my problem. Let them kill themselves if they so wish. They have the money and nothing else to spend it on I guess.

For your amusement, I post two recent "celeb coke" pictures published in the National Enquirer and The Sun UK...

Sorry Darlin

My partner-in-crime/fellow NYC socialite/brother/best friend/business partner Mr. Coles had a really bad NBA night on Wednesday. BOTH of his favorite teams, the Lakers and the Nuggets were knocked out of the playoffs in the first round in back-to-back games. Me being a HUGE basketball fan, I can completely relate to the depression that can arise from such a situation so instead of bringing it up to him in person, I am just addressing the issue through the site which I know he checks daily (as everyone should). :)

In other NBA news, SAAAAAAAAAAADNESS. It really does show you that the playoffs are a COMPLETELY NEW SEASON. Terrible, just terrible. :(

PS - Is anyone putting Mark Cuban on suicide watch right now? Cuz they probably should. I'm just sayin'.

A Miss TLC Summer Movie Trailer: "A Mighty Heart"

"A Mighty Heart" is the true story of Mariane Pearl (played by Angelina Jolie) as she embarks on a frantic search to locate her journalist husband, Daniel, when he goes missing in Pakistan. It is due out for limited release in the U.S. on June 22, 2007.

Things That Are Pretty...

The cherry blossom tree outside my parent's house...



Drew Barrymore visiting The Late Show With David Letterman this week...



This 'Satin Crystal T-Strap Sandal' by Miu Miu...

The Hoff Drunk!

Leave it to "The Hoff" to try and capitalize on Alec Baldwin's unfortunate incident with his daughter. It's seriously as if David's saying "Hey, I'm a bad father too!!!"

A inside source told "The Insider", "David told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he'll know what kind of condition he's in and learn something from it."

Apparently now David Hasselhoff has issued a statement that he is a recovering alcoholic and going through a painful divorce, blah, blah, blah.

Alls I know is that this ish is bizarre and hilarious all at the same time.