This Can't Be True...

To all the bloggers out there reporting on Jay-Z's demand for a watermelon carved in the shape of Beyonce's breasts, please stop. You know it's not true, so don't post about it like you think it is, and it's just SO crazy, and proves Jay is obsessed with Beyonce's body. Whatever. You can post about it like it's a joke, but repeating these kinds of asinine stories over and over again like they are gospel only bring us all down. Sheesh.