Now Here's A Spooky Costume For Ya...

Yahoo.com posted a cute montage of "easy TV looks to use as Halloween costumes" (or something to that effect) and chose Rachel Zoe as one of their ideas. "Wow. She must have been thrilled!", you say. Not quite. Look at the way she's described. I would have loved to see her raisin face when she read this one...


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Shut it down on Halloween night by channeling your inner fashion diva with a "Rachel Zoe" haute hippie costume. To get the foundation of Rachel's look down you must get a straggly, dirty blonde wig, tons of mascara and eyeliner, bronzer, and a pair of bug-eyed sunglasses. Then, throw on a '70s-style top with some wide-leg pants, or a printed frock with black tights. Finally pile on the gold accessories. Make sure every finger is adorned with a giant ring and your wrists should be dragging from the weight of your multiple bangles. And if you're not drowning in fur, you're NOT Rachel Zoe yet, so go bananas with the faux pelts. You can achieve all of this with a simple run to the nearest Forever 21 store. Complete your Rachel look by beginning every sentence with "I die." Level of Difficulty: Easy

MISS TLC SAYS: Ouch. Straggly, dirty blonde hair??? Perhaps it would do her some good to NOT "allegedly" lie about her age. This is NOT a good look for 37... however, she might look hot for a 57-year old...