Thursday, January 26, 2012

Can Justin Bieber Invoke "Fear" As Much As Mark Wahlberg?

Online reports have revealed that Justin Bieber is rumored to be looking to remake the 90s teen classic, "Fear".

I gotta be honest, I actually think this would be a good move for The Biebs. One of the biggest problems for teen stars looking to convert their careers into long-term adult business plans is not being taken seriously as a grown-up. If Justin can convincingly play the Marky Mark character of David" from "Fear", then he could have people ignoring "One Less Lonely Girl" as quickly as Mark Wahlberg got them to forget The Funky Bunch. (Feel it, feel it! Ha - me and my friend Nicole used to jam out to that HORRENDOUS Music For The People album. Then again, we also practiced singing duets to Pebbles songs and she had a Menudo album, so we clearly weren't always playing with a full deck when it came to musical taste back then.)

But getting back to Justin buying the rights to "Fear" so he can sexually assault an Alyssa Milano-type in order to impress an older audience, the funny part is I updated this movie poster pic with JB's face, but in the original Mark had Justin Bieber-ish hair anyway. Take a look:



So the part may be perfect for him in more ways than one. Sadly, I can probably recite the lines to the original "Fear" with no problem. Mark was super hot back then, and that Reese Witherspoon flick took him from this...


...to this...


My biggest concern is whether or not Justin can pull off these two pivotal scenes that both ooze creepiness and psycho tendencies:






I say give it a shot JB!








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